The Yin and the Yang

Well, talk about good and bad luck, even I needed therapy after last night’s episode.

 First off, AJ was almost swimming with the fishes, was saved in the nick of time by his father.  Then AJ takes a trip with the boys in the white jackets.  We almost had a self inflicted whackin’!

Of course, Tony and Carmela, had to determine who’s family genes AJ inherited, but like Paulie said, “It’s the mercury in the fish”.  At this point I was ready to call the shrink!

And the therapy session with Carmela, Tony and AJ, was like watching the 3 Stooges at a wake!

And oh yeah, the revelation Tony saw, was a new job as a “dentist”, which he practiced on Phil’s boy Coco.  But he forgot to pick up all his teeth!

The plot now thickens between Tony and Phil.  Who’s gonna get whacked? 

Uncle Tony “Dearest”

Hate to say, “I told you so”, but “bye bye” Christopher.

 Now here’s what gets me … the way it was done.  A crime of opportunity for Uncle Tony.  No CPR for Christopher just a hand to nose snuffin’, a DOA, and a toe tag.

What did you think of dear old Uncle Tony. Sweet, Loving, “Family Guy”? 

I’m starting a new campaign, it’s called the “No Tissues for Tony” campaign.  ‘Cause, remember him crying over Christopher hating him?  No tears were shed last night.

What else is there?  Oh wait, yeah, Paulie’s mom died, but who really cares!  ‘Cause nobody showed up.  Hey Paulie, maybe you can get a refund on those Wake cards.

My prediction for next week, maybe Tony will be dumping more than asbestos in the river.  Maybe, Phil?

What do you think?

Wise Guys “DO” Cry!

Anybody got a tissue?  Give me a break!

Last night’s episode “Walk like a man” should have been called “Wise guys do cry!”.  I didn’t know what was worse, AJ crying over Blanca, Tony crying over the bad genes he gave to AJ, or Christopher crying over the bad landscaping job that Paulie gave his lawn.

Are they sure they were drinking scotch and not milk? 

The last time I saw this many wise guys cry, they were leaving the premier of “Cleaver”.

As far as who got whacked, JT Dolan took one for the team.  But it wasn’t the “cleaver” that got him, it was the lead right in his head, from Christopher’s gun.

My prediction is that loose lips sink ships.  Christopher might just be taking a boat ride with Tony real soon!

What do you think?